Perspective

The other day I was talking with a coworker who works in the maintanence department. She mentioned how she dreaded a particular up coming day. We have some celebrity (who gives a fuck) coming to the store to sign his autobiography on that day. I said oh,yeah I guess we'll be crowded and it'll be hard for you to clean up around them. She said no that's not it. "Every 'gray hair' within a 100 miles with bowel problems will be here. Too funny!!!!